A friend of mine gave me this one when we were discussing BSL one day. We were specifically talking about the aggressive behaviors so many small dogs show.:

“Well, of course Pits have more “reported” attacks. Are you going to be the wuss running to the hospital because you were bit by the neighbor’s Shih Tzu?”

I like that one because it’s funny. I like this one because it states, what I have always seen as the first rule of life from a pit’s point of view: Any good act must be rewarded with a lifetime of loyalty.

Pit bulls are famous, in circles of knowledgeable dog people, for the love and loyalty they bestow on anyone who shows them a smidgen of kindness.
–Linda Wilson-Fuoco