An Introduction to the Mind of a Dog

My name is Bauer.  I’m a Pit Bull Labrador mix and I live a hard life.

Whether it’s fighting for room on my couch, or dealing with my annoying little sister wanting my toys, my existence is a constant struggle.

I will have more to say about my sister, an Australian Shepherd mix, later.  But seriously, she’s annoying.  Also, her whole head almost fits in my mouth, and she thinks it’s fun when she tries to get it in there.  Pretty dumb.

One thing is for sure.  I love my humans.  They can be silly sometimes, but I forgive them.

We moved recently from Bowling Green to Louisville.  I used to have a yard with a fence I could run around in, and find sticks, and chew on sticks, and get humans to throw sticks, and break sticks, and lick sticks…Mmmm…sticks.

Now I have to stay on a leash.  I still have all the sticks I could ever want, but it’s just not the same. They promise me a fenced in yard soon.  Until then, all I have are memories.  Which honestly don’t last that long.  Mmmm…sticks.

My female human is having a baby of her own soon.  I’m a little jealous,  but I think the new human and me will be best friends.  I’ll even let him use my couch if he wants.

Also, I like licking ears.

You can follow me on twitter if you want.  I’ll love you whether you do or not.